January 25, 2012

Ok, Zac

Went on a first date last night.
Cheap little guy.
25 and too young.
Musician and Dog walker.
Unlikely 2nd date.

Went home unsatisfied with thoughts of a big peen.

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November 20, 2011

Proper Bone.

  • Bacon: Are you seeing The Greek today?
  • Bitter: No, he postponed until Wednesday when we have time off. He wants to bone me properly.
  • Bacon: Uh... Is that what he said?
  • Bitter: No, but that would be funny. Hahaha. I'd like to say that to someone one day
  • Bacon: "Let's take a day off so I can bone you properly" ?
  • Bitter: Exactly.

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POOSAY (so concludes our NY stint together)

Bitter: I told FistPumps you were taken with him. He said “likewise”
Barfy: Hahaha!
Bitter: But I don’t think he gets that you want his peen.
Barfy: Yeah, you didn’t position that well.
Bitter: Fine, I will text “No, you don’t get it. She wants your dick up her Poosay.”
Barfy: I’m betting he could still misread that.

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November 12, 2011

CREATING FOMO

Bitterness and the Barfness Monster are finally in New York together again. Mayhem ensues! Cue vulgarity!

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November 7, 2011

Barfy is Busy with a Bag

  • Bacon: Dude, where has Barfy been? Barfy, you suck a bag of cocks.
  • Bitter: I'd like that bag of cocks.

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November 6, 2011

FOMO: Fear OF Missing Out

  • Bitter: Dude, I need to have sex. :/
  • Bacon: So have it! Barfy will be there soon.
  • Bitter: Yeah, but I'm not going to have sex with Barfy.......
  • Bacon: No, obviously. Hahaha. Then I'd have FOMO for sure. Taking friendship to a whole new level.
  • Bitter: Hahahahahahaha

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Terrible Blowy or No Blowy At All?

  • Bitter: Terrible blow job or no blow job at all?
  • 99Problems: Terrible bj every single time. 100 times out of 100.

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November 2, 2011

Hahaha.

  • Barfy: Remember when we used to send photos of our outfits? We should bring that back.
  • Bitter: Okay, you first, because I bet you are cute today. Today, I look like a farmer.
  • Barfy: Ok, Hipster.

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